You know they are going to have AI, right? The next season of Yellowstone is coming up, and at this point, I probably could have AI write me an episode of Yellowstone. Wait a second, can AI write an episode of Yellowstone? GPT, come on top! Let’s see if we can get AI to write us an episode of Yellowstone. Hang on, my window is in a weird space. That’s so weird, I didn’t know what window it was going to get because usually it gets my monitor, but my monitor is not on. Okay, new chat, write me an episode of Yellowstone. Yes, yes, you guys, we got new Yellowstone! I knew it! Introduction: Yellowstone Ranch, John Dutton’s office. John Dutton sits behind his desk, looking over maps of the Yellowstone Ranch, his brows furrowed. He seems preoccupied. Beth, his daughter, walks in, her presence commanding attention. Beth smirks, leaning against the door frame. Classic Beth. ‘Is this about the new developer? I can’t do Beth’s impression. Rainwater has been pushing for this too. It’s the Huntley Group. They want a piece of our land. Cut to Yellowstone Ranch kitchen. Casey, I’ve been thinking about Monica, about the range, our future, Tate’s future. This episode is totally boring. That means it’s perfect for season six. Wait, is Rip gonna kill anybody? Rip’s always killing somebody every episode. They need to get him a motorcycle. If we do it right, we’ll give Kate and the generations after him something real to fight for. Okay, that’s our episode. Can you add in Shiny Red as a guest character and Greninja as a horse? Okay, here we go. Shiny Red, you’re getting your cameo. Let’s go! We’ve heard quite a bit about the Yellowstone Range. Figured it’s time to see what all the thought is about. Oh, you’re interacting with Burke, uh, with Beth. You’re off to a good start, Shiny Red. You must be the famous Shiny Red then. Famous or infamous? Depends on who you ask. Greninja, a majestic and unusually large horse, stands calmly nearby. That’s Greninja. He’s more than just a horse. He’s my partner and my friend. John Dutton. We’re here to discuss our new venture, Shiny Red. We’re expanding the Ryan’s into something more than just land. It’s gonna be a burger store. I’m thinking the King of the Burgers. Nobody’s ever done anything like that before, don’t you think? I’ve heard about your plans, conservation, sustainable tourism. It’s admirable. Shiny Red, you already know. You’re gonna have to fight Rip. Unfortunately, you got a little bit too close to the family dynasty. Cut to construction in full swing. I needed to see Rip in full swing. Okay, but can Rip and Shiny Red have an epic fight? All right, this needs to go down. You don’t understand this place like we do. You’re an outsider trying to change everything. Change is inevitable, Rip. This venture could secure the future of the land that we love. Rip’s fists clench, his frustration is palpable. You and your fancy plans. Shiny Red raises an eyebrow. I’m not here to play hero, Rip. I’m here to collaborate. Rip, in a dangerous tone, you’re not one of us. Oh dear, cut to the ranch crew has gathered, creating a makeshift arena. Shiny Red and Rip stand facing each other, surrounded by a circle of onlookers. Greninja stands nearby, an imposing presence. We settle this here and now, a test of strength and wills. I’ve never seen Rip like this before. Just be careful, Casey. The battle begins, a contest of brute force and pent-up emotions. Shiny Red’s agility and technique are matched by Rip’s raw power and experience. They trade blows, the ground shaking with every impact. Shiny Red and Rip are panting, both showing signs of fatigue. The crowd watches tense and captivated. Greninja, the horse, comes through for his heroic rescue and kicks Rip in the face. Greninja, you saved me. You’re tougher than I thought, Rip. You’re not so bad yourself. Breathing heavily, their rivalry has transformed into mutual respect. The fight becoming a test of character rather than dominance. I’m telling you, AI already wrote a 10 times better episode than seven figures worth of writers. I’m just saying. Somebody better clip it. Foreign. Hold on, Keyless needs a guest appearance. Can’t. Oh.
