Before we get into Moe’s latest challenge, Abby is too excited not to share this. He’s just jumped out of her chair, literally just logged on to Instagram. I have breaking entertainment news: Taylor Swift is dropping her heiress tour film, and oh my God, the trailer is so sick! I mean, it might be better than the concert experience. It is in HD, this thing is clearer than my eyeballs. You can see it in AMC theaters on October 13.
What if we can’t wait? What if we can’t wait? First, it’s the 13th because that’s Taylor’s number. I’m so excited! Anyway, that’s my breaking news. If you want to check out the trailer, it’s on Taylor Swift’s Instagram. I literally just saw it. We couldn’t start this break because she would have been distracted the entire time.
Now, let’s talk about the challenge. I challenged Mo yet again. ChatGPT is beautiful, but can it write lyrics to rap songs, right? And Mo is a rapper, so I threw three envelopes in front of Mo without him seeing the lyrics. One of them was an Ode to Nickelback that ChatGPT wrote, the other one was the Pikachu rap from Pokemon, and the other one was ‘Caucasians at the Cookout’. Yes, sir, we were all rooting for Caucasians at the cookout. But he did pull the Nickelback card and you kind of crushed it, easy. Far from easy, but we’re all too intrigued by the lyrics to ‘Caucasians at the Cookout’ for you not to be able to do it.
So, Mo opened up the envelope. He has been looking at the lyrics for a couple of seconds. He has not heard the beat Tommy has put together, but these are the rap song lyrics that ChatGPT put together for ‘Caucasians at the Cookout’. Let’s do it! No, it’s not gonna help. It’s fine, okay, all right, check.
We’re at the cookout, gather round, let’s roll. Caucasians in the mix, bringing soul to the cold. Grilling, chilling under the sun’s embrace. Rocking aprons and shades to set the pace. Fire up the grill, flame sizzling high. Burgers, brats, veggies, watch them fly. Seasonings and marinades, a flavor symphony. Caucasian cookout king, setting taste buds free. Caucasians at the cookout, vibe so bright. Drinking flavors left under the sunlight. Diverse gathering, coaches unite. Good food, good people, all day, all night. Potato salad, coleslaw, side so divine. Whipping up recipes passed down the line. Sharing stories, traditions intertwine. Caucasians representing, keeping memories alive. Music bumping, beats all in the air. Caucasian DJs fail everywhere. Dancing, proving no kids despair. Celebrating life, a moment we declare. Caucasians at the cookout, vibe so bright. Bringing flavors left under the sunlight. Diverse gatherings, all the coaches unite. Good food, good people, all day, all night. Different backgrounds coming as one. Respecting traditions, having fun in the sun. Caucasians bring the twist to the cookout scene. Embracing diversity with love convenes. Sipping lemonade, sweet and tart. Homemade desserts, we’re culinary art. Conversation flowing, connection spark. Caucasians adding magic right from the heart. From barbecue to veggies, we got it all. Grill marks and laughter, we just having a ball. Caucasians at the cookout, standing tall. Unity and joy, bringing down every wall. Caucasians at the cookout, vibe so bright. Bringing flavors left under the sunlight. Diverse gatherings, all the coaches unite. Good food, good people, all day, all night. Together we thrive, good times never end. Caucasians at the cookout, just solve every racial issue. And Mo, I think you’ve just found your second music video. Though with the lyrics, it’s not bad. It wasn’t bad, that was better than the other one for sure. I do love lemonade, sweet and tart.
At what point, what artist will put out a song that ends up being a hit, well, they’ll turn around and actually say, ‘I just want to let you guys know that that thing was written by chat’ because those lyrics weren’t awful. No, that’s totally awful. Yeah, if you got some time and can put this on a beat, it’s coming. It’s definitely going to happen soon. It might as well be us that does it. Well done, dude. Yeah, I want a bra. Sweet!
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